{"id":4233,"date":"2016-03-25T10:00:44","date_gmt":"2016-03-25T04:30:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zerodollartips.com\/?p=4233"},"modified":"2023-08-11T18:56:39","modified_gmt":"2023-08-11T13:26:39","slug":"best-whatsapp-status-funny-whatsapp-messages","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zerodollartips.com\/best-whatsapp-status-funny-whatsapp-messages\/","title":{"rendered":"Best Status for WhatsApp and Funny WhatsApp Messages"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">To make WhatsApp profile more impressive, everyone wants to write the best status for WhatsApp and funny Whatsapp messages.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Since, <strong>WhatsApp<\/strong> is one of the most popular instant messaging apps for smartphones (iPhone, BlackBerry, <a href=\"https:\/\/zerodollartips.com\/category\/android\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Android<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/zerodollartips.com\/category\/windows-phone\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Windows Phone<\/a>, and Nokia) that allows us to send text message, send photos, send audios &amp; videos, group chats, and share locations for free. So, most of the users like to add creative and cool <strong>status updates for WhatsApp<\/strong>, <strong>funny WhatsApp messages<\/strong>, and short funny quotes for WhatsApp etc to enhance their popularity and get the huge number of appreciations from their WhatsApp friends.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">If you are also one of those <a href=\"https:\/\/zerodollartips.com\/tag\/whatsapp\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">WhatsApp<\/a> users, who are using WhatsApp from a long time (or recently joined WhatsApp) but still struggling to get popularity, appreciation, and the huge number of group members on WhatsApp then this detailed guide will help you to grab the most interesting <strong>status for WhatsApp<\/strong> and funniest WhatsApp messages.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/zerodollartips.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/best-status-for-whatsapp-and-funny-whatsapp-messages.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4252\" src=\"https:\/\/zerodollartips.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/best-status-for-whatsapp-and-funny-whatsapp-messages.png\" alt=\"best status for Whatsapp and funny Whatsapp messages\" width=\"729\" height=\"441\" title=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zerodollartips.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/best-status-for-whatsapp-and-funny-whatsapp-messages.png 729w, https:\/\/zerodollartips.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/best-status-for-whatsapp-and-funny-whatsapp-messages-150x91.png 150w, https:\/\/zerodollartips.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/best-status-for-whatsapp-and-funny-whatsapp-messages-300x181.png 300w, https:\/\/zerodollartips.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/best-status-for-whatsapp-and-funny-whatsapp-messages-660x399.png 660w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 729px) 100vw, 729px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">This <a href=\"https:\/\/zerodollartips.com\/tag\/whatsapp\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">WhatsApp Guide<\/a> is particularly created for all those WhatsApp users who wish to add very funny <strong>WhatsApp messages<\/strong> and <strong>cool status for WhatsApp<\/strong> in English but unable to create interesting WhatsApp messages or WhatsApp status ideas very immediately.<\/p>\n<div style=\"background-color: #fef5c4; 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font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\">Best Whatsapp Messages and Funny Whatsapp Status<\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">If you want to swiftly get popular and build a very interesting group on WhatsApp then start sharing following best <strong>funny status for WhatsApp<\/strong>, funny WhatsApp status message, funny WhatsApp quotes, <a href=\"https:\/\/zerodollartips.com\/best-bio-for-instagram-funny-instagram-status\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">creative and cool status <\/a>for WhatsApp in English. Below listed all cute and funny status for WhatsApp will surprisingly help you to attract the attention of WhatsApp friends and WhatsApp group members.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Here is the list of some the <strong>best status for Whatsapp<\/strong> and <strong>funny Whatsapp messages<\/strong> which you can use in order to make your WhatsApp profile more impressive:<\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Funny_WhatsApp_Status\"><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\">Funny WhatsApp Status<\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">A BOSS is like a diaper&#8230; Always on your ass, and usually full of Shi***t<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Insult and wife are somewhat similar&#8230;.They always look good&#8230;If it is not yours<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I&#8217;m Jealous of My Parents&#8230; I&#8217;ll Never Have a Kid as Cool as Theirs!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I\u2019m not failed\u2026my success is just postponed for some time.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">When a girl says she\u2019ll be ready in 5 more minutes, it\u2019s the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left. \ud83d\ude00<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I come up with the best ideas when sitting on the toilet then forget them after the flush.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">When nothing seems right\u2026.go left!!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Love thy neighbor. But don\u2019t get caught.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If you can\u2019t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">A woman is like a teabag, you cannot tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Don\u2019t drink and park \u2013 accidents cause people.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain\u2019t so hot.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Hey, Mate\u2026you There\u2026Whatsapp is using me. \ud83d\ude00<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Etc= End of thinking Capacity.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Only Marriage is the major cause of divorce.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If you are the player then I\u2019m the GAME.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with you.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">You can disturb me\u2026.I\u2019m available. \ud83d\ude00<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Some people call me Mike, You can call me tonight.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Scratch here \u2592\u2592\u2592\u2592\u2592\u2592\u2592\u2592\u2592\u2592\u2592\u2592\u2592\u2592 to reveal this status.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes, (B) A (C) B.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn\u2019t have any solution, it\u2019s a\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026 Girl \ud83d\ude42<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Love your girl like you love your Coffee\u2026 Enjoy it before its hotness goes.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u263a Behind this smile is everything you\u2019ll never understand.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">We all feel a little f**d up sometimes.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If I\u2019m wired with you. I like you.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I love buying new things, but I hate spending money.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Stop waiting for one Day. Today is the Day- Bang-Bang<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I hate math, but I love counting money.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I believe in hate at first sight.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">There\u2019s always a person that you hate for no reason.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If I get jealous then yes I really like you.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The Earth without Art is just Eh.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">We all are born to die don\u2019t feel more special than me.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I\u2019m not arguing, I\u2019m simply tried to explain why I\u2019m Right.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Laziness is me middle name.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I wonder if I&#8217;ve met the person I\u2019m going to marry.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Math Rule: If it seems easy, you\u2019re doing it wrong.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I need Google in my brain.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">You have eyes my dear, but you cannot see.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I\u2019m not weird, I\u2019m limited edition.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If you fall. I\u2019ll be there.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Am gonna Make my Status\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026.better you too Focus on your Status only.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Yeah you ,the one reading my status..Get Lost.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Eat\u2026sleep\u2026.regret\u2026\u2026repeat.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I\u2019m cool but global warming made me hot<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I will be back before you pronunce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Sleep till you\u2019re hungry\u2026.Eat till you\u2019re sleepy<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Life is too short. Don\u2019t waste it reading my watsapp status\u2026.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Love marriage is like dancing in front of snake and asking him to bite.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he\u2026<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"color: #39b54a;\"><strong>Must see \u00a0\u00bb\u00bb<\/strong><\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/zerodollartips.com\/best-bio-for-instagram-funny-instagram-status\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Best Bio for Instagram and Funny Instagram Status<\/a><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Funny_Whatsapp_Messages_Status_Ideas\"><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\">Funny Whatsapp Messages &amp; Status Ideas<\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8220;Intelligence is like underwear. It\u2019s important that you have it but there\u2019s no need to show it off&#8221;.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can\u2019t see.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Weather forecast for tonight: dark<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I don\u2019t get older, I level up.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I\u2019m not fat, I\u2019m just easy to see.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I\u2019m great in bed; I can sleep for days.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favorite color but one day you\u2019ll need me to complete your picture.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">A politician is a fellow who will lay your life down for his country.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Don\u2019t drink while driving \u2013 you will spill the beer.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I\u2019m so cool, ice cubes get jealous.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The only reason I\u2019m fat is because a tiny body cannot store all this personality.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">They keep saying the right person will come along. I think mine was hit by a truck\u2026<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Yesterday I did nothing and today I\u2019m finishing what I did yesterday.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">WHY whenever I sit down to work, someone wakes me up?<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The first 40 years of your childhood are always the hardest.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">It\u2019s never too late to go wrong.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Laughter is like a windshield wiper, it doesn\u2019t stop the rain but allows us to keep going.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If you love a woman, you shouldn\u2019t be ashamed to show her to your wife.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I couldn\u2019t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">When you fall, I will be there to catch you \u2013 With love, the floor.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Retirement at 65 is ridiculous. When I was 65 I still had pimples.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I hate how chocolate melts in my hand I mean am I that hot?<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Sarcasm: A literary device for identifying the stupid.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I have been to many places but my goal is to go everywhere.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I\u2019m trying to think how I can think of what I want to think.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Love is relentless, and so am I.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Alcohol kills brain cells. But not all of them \u2013 only those, which refuse to drink.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Toilet paper: highly useful, yet inappropriate as a gift.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">At the end of the day, life should ask us, Do you want to save the changes?<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I\u2019m sorry that I\u2019m not updating my whatsapp status, my cat ate my mouse.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">When people tell me I gonna regret that in morning, I will sleep till noon.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">And for the rest of his life he saw the brick flying at him.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Attitude: I work hard. At avoiding work.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Tell me I&#8217;m clever, Tell me I&#8217;m kind, Tell me I&#8217;m talented, Tell me I&#8217;m cute, Tell me I&#8217;m sensitive, Graceful and wise, Tell me I&#8217;m perfect&#8211; But tell me the truth.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Cuddling is cute and fun until kissing happens then well, shit gets real.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Your cute smile and your happy laughter attracted me to you, but your caring loving heart is the reason why I want to spend the rest of my life<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I want a cute, long relationship where everyone is like damn they&#8217;re still together?<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">A girl who think wise of myself; and letting go all the players! Cause I&#8217;m cute &amp; classy!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Boys are like purses: Cute, full of crap and can always be replaced.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I know u think I&#8217;m cute,i know u think I&#8217;m fine,but like the rest of the guyz..take a numba and wait in line.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Always wear cute pyjamas to bed you&#8217;ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Cute guys make you crazy. Hot guys make you drool. Cool guys make you daydream. But funny guys make you fall in love.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Im crazy. I&#8217;m funny. I&#8217;m cute. I&#8217;m brave. I&#8217;m girly. I&#8217;m sweet. I&#8217;m cheerful. I&#8217;m annoying. I&#8217;m just me and I like it that way.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"color: #39b54a;\"><strong>Read also \u00bb\u00bb<\/strong><\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/zerodollartips.com\/use-whatsapp-desktop-chrome-whatsapp-web\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">How to Use WhatsApp on Desktop with Google Chrome<\/a><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Funny_Status_for_Whatsapp\"><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\">Funny Status for Whatsapp<\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Looking for some funniest Status for Whatsapp? You can easily spread the smiles to your friends or family members face by sharing these funny &amp; cute WhatsApp statuses, cool funny WhatsApp status ideas:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">A man asks a trainer in the gym: \u201cI want 2 impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?\u201d Trainer replies: \u201cUse the ATM\u201d<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Someone on his status &#8220;Sleeping&#8221; &#8230;since 3 Days! He&#8217;s Probably dead. \ue410<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror \ud83d\ude1b<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">God is really creative, i mean ..just look at me \ud83d\ude1b<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason. \ud83d\ude09<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Open Books, Not Legs. Blow Minds, Not Guy[\/quote]<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You. The Bad News? I Have No Good News. And The Good News? I<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Have No Bad News.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">You Don&#8217;t Know Something? Google It. You Don&#8217;t Know Someone? Facebook It. You Can&#8217;t Find Something? Mom!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it&#8217;s wide use three fingers, make sure it&#8217;s wet and rub up and down.\u00a0Yep that&#8217;s how you wash a cup.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Don\u2019t like me? Cool, I don\u2019t wake up every day to impress you.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn&#8217;t store all this personality.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to the desk.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">It&#8217;s funny how all trust goes away when you can&#8217;t find the remote. &#8221;Are you sitting on the remote?&#8221; No. &#8221;Stand up&#8221;.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet (o_o) (&gt;_&lt;) (0_0) (^_^)<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">God is really creative, i mean&#8230;just look at me.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">May I go to the toilet = I&#8217;m fucking bored.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">When I drink alcohol&#8230; Everyone says I&#8217;m alcoholic. But&#8230; When I drink Fanta.. No one says I&#8217;m fantastic.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">They say &#8220;don&#8217;t drink and drive&#8221;. Well&#8230;. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I&#8217;m a badass.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like &#8220;Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald&#8217;s&#8221;.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :&#8217;).<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I&#8217;ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">When you\u2019re good, you\u2019re good, when you\u2019re awesome you\u2019re me.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">One day, I\u2019m gonna make the onions cry.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I`m jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I don\u2019t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Anyone else sit on the toilet and play with their phone until you realized you have been finished 10 minutes ago?<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Justin Bieber was arrested this morning for using men&#8217;s toilet.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Money can\u2019t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I&#8217;m not single, I&#8217;m just romantically challenged.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you\u2019re watching.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down &amp; kill it.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Those who say money can\u2019t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u028e\u0250q\u01dd uo p\u0279\u0250oq\u028e\u01dd\u029e \u0250 \u028enq \u0131 \u01dd\u026f\u0131\u0287 \u0287s\u0250\u05df \u01dd\u0265\u0287 s\u0131 s\u0131\u0265\u0287<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Oooooh, thats a bit too harsh. Let me put a `lol` at the end of it.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">When your ex-asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it&#8217;s like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Taking revenge is wrong&#8230;very very wrong.. But very very fun.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"color: #39b54a;\"><strong>See also \u00bb\u00bb<\/strong><\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/zerodollartips.com\/whatsapp-video-optimizer-for-windows-phone\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Whatsapp Video Optimizer for Windows Phone<\/a><\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"WhatsApp_Love_Messages\"><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\">WhatsApp Love Messages <\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li>You are the beat in my heart, the music in my laughter, the tears in my eyes. You are my whole world.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Just the thought of you brightens up my morning, brings smiles to my evening and makes my day<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">You are like a bright sun as your blazing love can even make the stars fade away. Good morning, dearest!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I want to run away with you. Where there is only you and me<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I love you and that&#8217;s the beginning and end of everything<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Every morning is nature&#8217;s way of giving me one more chance to kiss your loving heart and to make you happy!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Falling in love you with again and again is my only wish. Staying in love with you forever is my only hope<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">To be your friend was all I ever wanted; to be your lover was all I ever dreamed<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Your thoughts are engraved in my heart. Your sweet name is etched on my heart forever. I love you with all my heart and soul<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Dreaming of you makes my night worthwhile. Thinking of you makes my day better. Being with you is the best thing ever, I love you forever<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">A moment with you is better than eternity anywhere else<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">In your eyes I see stars.. In your smile I see sky&#8230;You are my angel ever&#8230; I will stop loving you never!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The course of true love never did run smooth<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">My love for you is a journey, starting at forever and ending at never<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">You are my dictionary because you add meaning in my life<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If kisses were stars, I&#8217;d give you the sky. If love was water, I&#8217;d give you the sea. And be with you for all eternity.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Falling in love with you is the second best thing in the world, because finding you was the first.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">So many miles away and you\u2019re still right here &#8211; in my heart<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">You are the light of my world, The music in my heart and, The first thought of my day!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Kindness flows from your heart and your beauty makes me fall more in love with you&#8230;again and again<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If you ever ask me how many times you&#8217;ve crossed my mind, I would say once. Because you came, and never left.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I can\u2019t imagine life without you. Thank God for sending his angel to earth and thank you for making my dream come true<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Loving you has made my world complete<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">A dream come true \u2013 waking up next to you.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">You may hold my hand for a while, but you hold my heart forever<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">You&#8217;re special to me in every way. Thank you for being who you are and for letting me be myself<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Loving you is like breathing \u2013 so effortless, so natural. And so essential to life<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The path that leads to love is so narrow that two cannot walk on it unless they become one<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Your love is like a flame which lights up my path<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If a kiss was a raindrop I\u2019d gift u showers.<br \/>\nIf a hug was a second, I\u2019d gift u years.<br \/>\nIf a smile was water I\u2019d gift u a sea.<br \/>\nif love was a person I\u2019d gift u myself!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Whether we are together or apart, you are first in my thoughts, the first in my heart<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">By night, Love, tie your heart to mine, and the two together in their sleep will defeat the darkness<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If God ask what I most loved about life, I\u2019ll say you<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I\u2019m thinking of you, that\u2019s all I do, all the time. You\u2019re always the first and the last thing in my heart.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">To be loved, be lovable.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I wished for nothing beyond her smile, and to walk with her thus, hand in hand, along a sun-warmed, flower-bordered path<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">You are every reason, every hope and every dream I&#8217;ve ever had<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Within you, I lose myself. Without you, I find myself wanting to be lost again<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk in my garden forever<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">My six word love story: I can\u2019t imagine life without you<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I love you without question, without calculation, without reason good or bad, faithfully, with all my heart and soul, and every faculty<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">In your smile I see something more beautiful than the stars<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I&#8217;ve fallen in love many times&#8230; always with you<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">You&#8217;re nothing short of my everything<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I love you because I love you, because it would be impossible not to love you<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">True love stories never have endings<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">When I am with you, the only place I want to be is closer<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I want to be in your arms, where you hold me tight and never let me go<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">No matter what happens, No matter what you do. No matter what you will do. I will always love you<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">There are only two times that I want to be with you, now and forever<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The greater your capacity to love, the greater your capacity to feel the pain<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I will search through 1,000 worlds in 10,000 lifetimes&#8230; Until i find you<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved &#8211; loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">You&#8217;re my favourite hello and my hardest goodbye<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If I had to choose between breathing and loving you I would use my last breath to tell you I love you<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">It&#8217;s hard to find words to tell you how much you mean to me. But I know, you&#8217;ll understand, having you is what I live for.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you in this way because I do not know any other way<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I may not get to see you as often as I like, I may not kiss you as often as I love you. But you&#8217;re the one that I love forever<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The first time you touched me, I knew I was born to be yours<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If you are not long, I will wait for you all my life<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Your kiss was the question I wanted to spend rest of my whole life answering<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I love you the way, in which there is no I or you, so intimate that when I fall asleep your eyes close<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I will always care for you, even if we&#8217;re not together and even if we&#8217;re far, far away from each other<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I wish to wake up every day to the warmth of your lips on my cheek, your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Your word is my favourite sound, your name is my favourite word, your hug is my favourite site.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Word&#8217;s can&#8217;t explain what a wonderful person you are&#8230; And be sure I would do anything to make you smile &#8230;&#8230; \ud83d\ude42<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Whether we are together or when we are apart, You are first in my thoughts, the first in my heart.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Your are as beautiful as the night sky, your eyes shine like the star above, your smile as the moon illuminate the beauty of the night<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8220;Once upon a time, there was a boy who loves a girl, and he wrote this message to let her know he thinks about her every waking moment&#8221;. Good morning, my love.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">God puts certain person in our lives for a reason, and whatever God had in mind for bringing you into mine, I don\u2019t really mind. I\u2019m just thankful He did!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If you love me, you must be patience to study each other because patience is the key to all doors of marriage.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">People say love hurts, but I&#8217;m ready to take all the risk, if it means that I&#8217;m going to be with you.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Loving you is a gift that I&#8217;ll never give away, I&#8217;ll always love you more than the word love&#8230;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I miss how we used to talk every minute of every day &amp; how I was able to tell you everything that was on my mind. I miss our conversations!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The day I will stop loving you is the day when I close my eyes forever<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Over the years I&#8217;ve come to realize that life would have been meaningless without you. I LOVE YOU SWEETHEART! Yes i love you more than words can say!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Word&#8217;s can&#8217;t explain what a wonderful person you&#8217;re&#8230; And Be sure I would Do anything To make you smile &#8230;&#8230; \ud83d\ude42<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">You can fake your smile and your tears but you can never fake your feelings<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Your smile gives me strength. I love you<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Baby if you want to know how much I love you, just try counting the rain drops&#8230;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Distance means nothing when someone means everything&#8230;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I always feel you around me, since you left&#8230;I have never felt love this way..sometimes, I make love to you in my thoughts&#8230;missing you here.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I will miss you while you&#8217;re sleeping&#8230;wish you are here with me. I will cuddle you, and kiss your tender lips.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8220;Never gonna leave your side&#8221;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">You live in my thoughts that is why I never stop thinking about you.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Colours may fade, the sun may not shine, the moon may not be bright but my love for you is everlasting.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I love you, I miss you, every night I mourn for you because I miss you, and love you,and if you were here I would cuddle you, and kiss you<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">()?) (?() ( ?;:? ) ( )?) (?(? ) When I send you a Message, you might smile :-&gt; But when you send me a message, I Kiss my Mobile!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">This life is no good alone Since we&#8217;ve become one you&#8217;re all I&#8217;ve known, and if this feeling should leave I&#8217;d die.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">And here&#8217;s why.. All I am is for you.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">You are the angel of my life, The one that make my temperature rise and makes heart beat faster, each and every time I think of you, I feel so relieved my love<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I hate how you always think I will leave you. It&#8217;s like having a diamond and throwing it away for a piece of gravel<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">When I see You I feel like&#8230;&#8230;but looking at the star It reminds Me of you&#8230;.. Miss you princess&#8230;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I have love, but should I love you? My love?<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If l love you, l will not hot you rather l will empower you with skills, wisdom, and innovative ideas.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"color: #39b54a;\"><strong>You must know \u00bb\u00bb<\/strong><\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/zerodollartips.com\/socialsafe-social-media-backup-windows-pc\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">How to Backup Social Media Data to Windows PC<\/a><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Funny_One_Liners_Whatsapp_Status\"><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\">Funny One Liners Whatsapp Status<\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If you\u2019re texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I don&#8217;t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">You\u2019re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">God made everything that has life, rest everything is made in China.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">That moment when even Caps Lock can\u2019t express your anger.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">When you drop your phone, your heart hits the ground before your phone does.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I\u2019m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God\u2019s spam folder.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I like children. Properly cooked.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I always learn from mistakes of others, who took my advice.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Need Love? \u2026 No\u2026 I would prefer vodka!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The longer the title the less important the job.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Kidnapping? I prefer the term \u201csurprise adoption\u201d.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">When I\u2019m on my deathbed, I want my final words to be \u201cI left one million dollars in the\u2026\u201d<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">By the time you learn the rules of life, you\u2019re too old to play the game.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just like a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I don\u2019t make mistakes, I date them.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I\u2019ve been using Google for 10 years and I have no idea who uses the \u201cI\u2019m Feeling Lucky\u201d button.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Make love, not war. Hell, do both. Get married.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I wake up when I can\u2019t hold my pee in any longer.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I look at people sometimes and think\u2026 Really? That\u2019s the sperm that won.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Good girls are bad girls, who never get caught.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">When in doubt, mumble.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If you think nobody cares if you\u2019re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn\u2019t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Relationships are a lot like Algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Accept who you are. Unless you\u2019re a serial killer.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Having one child makes you a parent, having two makes you a referee.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep \u2014 not screaming, like the passengers\u00a0in his car\u201d.<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0Reading texts half asleep is like looking into the sun.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Sometimes you just need some space\u2026 to fart.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If you hurt my best friend, I will make your death look like an accident.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">All girls are my sisters except you.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Hey, I found your Nose; it was in my business again.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If you can\u2019t change a Girl\u2026 change the Girl.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">They say that alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who\u2019s in a hurry?<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If you don\u2019t stand for something, you will fall for anything.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I am not lazy, I just rest before I tired.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Think twice before you speak, you\u2019d be able to say something more Insulting.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won\u2019t make a bad person.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she\u2019s not coming back.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If there is no chocolate in heaven\u2026\u201dI AM NOT GOING\u201d.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">She is so fake that she should have two Facebook accounts; one for each face!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The longer the title the less important the job.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">God made every person different, He just got tired by the time he got to china.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If \u201cPlan A\u201d didn\u2019t work. Don\u2019t worry; the alphabet has 25 more letters.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Sometimes the only one, who can appreciate you, is you.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">You don\u2019t realize how many clothes you have, until you wash them.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I\u2019m not perfect, I am original.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Dry fruits are just fruits that have become senior citizens.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">God must love stupid people- he made so many!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I heard you took an IQ test and they said you\u2019re results were negative.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"color: #39b54a;\"><strong>Must read \u00bb\u00bb<\/strong> <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.howtouncle.com\/2014\/02\/WhatsApp-Lock-Protect-WhatsApp-Using-Password.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">How to Protect Your WhatsApp Using Password Lock<\/a><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Motivational_Whatsapp_Quotes\"><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\">Motivational Whatsapp Quotes<\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The worst distance between two people is misunderstanding.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">You can do anything, but not everything.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Be what you want to be, not what other wants to see.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Do what is \u201cRight\u201d, not what is \u201cEasy\u201d.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If opportunity doesn&#8217;t knock, build a door.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Before you judge me, Make sure that you\u2019re perfect.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If you can\u2019t convince them, confuse them.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Silence is better than lies.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Do it today, It might be illegal tomorrow.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Love is the rhythm of two HEARTS beating as one.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Sometimes love means to stop where we are and start where someone needs us&#8230;.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The condition of the HEART depends on the MIND.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Sometimes the truth is so hard to bear we&#8217;d rather listening to the lies.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Sometimes you have to stand alone to prove you can still stand.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Be yourself, no matter what others think. You have to live your life, not they.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">You were not born a winner, and you were not born a loser. You are what you make yourself be.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Your present is the creature of your future.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Always do your best.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Learn then remove &#8216;L&#8217;.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Amateurs&#8230; Built the ark, Professionals&#8230; Built the Titanic.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Everything you&#8217;ve done is not as important as to what will you do now.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">To have a friend you need to be a friend.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Train your mind to see the good and positive in every situation.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"color: #39b54a;\"><strong>Do you know? \u00bb\u00bb<\/strong><\/span> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.howtouncle.com\/2014\/10\/socials-addict-android-app.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">How to Track How Much Time You Waste on Social Media<\/a><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Cool_Status_for_Whatsapp_in_English\"><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\">Cool Status for Whatsapp in English<\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Creative WhatsApp Status or Cool whatsApp status messages are the best way to express how you feel. Here are some best funny whatsApp status ideas and cool status updates for whatsApp:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don\u2019t have one, it\u2019s probably you.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I am not fat, I am just. Easier to see.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Whenever I have a problem, I just sing, then I realize my voice is worse than my problem.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Without ME, it\u2019s just AWESO.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">When people go underwater in movies, I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">That depressing moment when you dip your cookie into milk for too long, it breaks off, and you wonder why bad things happen to good people.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">My girlfriend is like my iPad\u2026 I don\u2019t have an iPad.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I\u2019m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The greatest pleasure in Life is doing what people say you can\u2019t do.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">How do people write an auto biography? I can barely remember what I had for lunch yesterday.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I didn\u2019t change, I just woke up.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I Was Born Cool, Global Warming Made Me Hot.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If girls could read minds\u2026 Every second a man would get slapped.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">You don\u2019t have to like me after all, I\u2019m not a Facebook status.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I love my six packs so much; I protect it with a layer of fat.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The only thing I gained so far in 2014 is weight.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Women should not have children after 35. Really\u2026 35 children are enough.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Fart when people hug you. It makes them feel strong.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">You are so awesome that, my middle finger salutes you.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If women could read minds, every second man will get slapped.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">We all have that one skinny friend that eats more than fat person.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Looking at people\u2019s mutual friends and saying \u201cOMG HOW DO YOU KNOW THEM\u201d<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">When a woman says WHAT? It\u2019s not because she didn\u2019t hear you. She\u2019s giving you a chance to change what you said.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Don\u2019t steal, the government hates competition.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Dear Google, Please stop behaving like a GIRL. Will u please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start guessing &amp; suggesting?<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I am not failed, my success is just postponed.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I like to name my iPod \u2018Titanic\u2019 so when it says \u2018Syncing Titanic\u2019 I click cancel and it makes me feel like a hero.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Until I was thirteen I thought my name was \u2018Shut up\u2019.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Want to surprise your girlfriend? Introduce her to your wife.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">That awkward moment when you realize that \u201cdeleting History\u201d is more important than \u201ccreating History\u201d nowadays.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I don\u2019t always have time to study\u2026 but when I do, I don\u2019t.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Some people just need a High-Five, on the face.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the home button and I\u2019m still at school.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he needs more proof.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Never have more children than you have car windows.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">A little boy asked his father, \u201cDaddy, how much does it cost to get married?\u201d Father replied, \u201cI don\u2019t know son, I\u2019m still paying.\u201d<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won\u2019t expect it back.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Try to say the letter \u201cM\u201d without your lips touching.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I\u2019m not arguing, I\u2019m simply explaining why I\u2019m right.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I never make the same mistake twice. Three or four times maybe. But never twice.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Weird is a side effect of awesome.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I never make stupid mistakes, only very-very clever ones.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I hate when people all of a sudden decide to be funny when I am drinking something.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">When you wait for a waiter in a restaurant, aren\u2019t you a waiter?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"color: #39b54a;\"><strong>Check \u00bb\u00bb<\/strong> <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/zerodollartips.com\/social-media-marketing-mistakes\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Are You Repeating These Social Media Marketing Mistakes?<\/a><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Short_Whatsapp_Status_on_Life\"><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\">Short Whatsapp Status on Life<\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Short WhatsApp status are always the appropriate way to start a conversation on WhatsApp and also a best way to express your feelings and thought with our friends and family members. I have listed some of the best collection of Life whatsapp status, life whatsapp quotes, best quotes for life, best life whatsapp status in English. Let&#8217;s grab the motivational short Whatsapp status on life:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Try and fail but never fail to try.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">We become what we think about.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Whatever you are, be a Good One.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Love the life you live, and live the life you love.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">To succeed in life, you need two things: Ignorance and Confidence.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Happiness is not ready made it comes by our own actions.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Enjoy your own life without comparing it with that of others.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Don\u2019t trust too much, don\u2019t hope too much because that \u201ctoo much\u201d can hurt you so much.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">You can\u2019t find the right person if you are still holding on to the wrong one.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Each new day is another chance to change your life.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Stop worrying about what you have to loose and start focusing on what you have to gain.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Success always hugs you in private but failure always slaps you in the public ! that\u2019s life.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Never depend on others too much, because someday you will have to walk alone.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Remember it\u2019s just a bad day, not a bad life.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Sometimes, people don\u2019t notice the things we do for them, until we stop doing it.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Life is so boring without you.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Somebody\u2019s boring me. I think it\u2019s me.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Life can be boring unless you put some effort into it.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Often real life is boring and problematic. I love the edited version of it.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If there\u2019s not drama and negativity in my life, all my songs will be really wack and boring or something.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I\u2019ve been living with myself all of my life, so I know all of me. So when I watch me, all I see is me. It\u2019s boring.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I&#8217;d rather have honest enemies than fake friends.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If things go wrong, don&#8217;t go with them<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Life is very difficult when we are true to Everyone..<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Time, you can&#8217;t keep it, but you can spend it.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Life is short, why to waste in updating Status..<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Don&#8217;t judge someone&#8217;s life until you&#8217;ve felt their pain<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Sometimes, the wrong choices take us to the right places.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">You can do anything, but not everything.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">life is a sweet music&#8230;. just play it&#8230;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Time change Priority changes.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Life is 10% what you make it, and 90% how you take it.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I have a very good life &#8211; I&#8217;m lucky enough not to be deprived.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">No matter how hard we try, life will never be perfect.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Don&#8217;t choose. Accept life as it is in its totality.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry show life you have a thousand reasons to smile<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If you are brave to say GOOD BYE, life will reward you with a new HELLO.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The only people you need in life are the ones that need you in theirs.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass\u2026 It&#8217;s about learning how to dance in the rain<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Not life, but good life, is to be chiefly valued.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">My life isn&#8217;t perfect but it does have perfect moments.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Life is beautiful.. Be Aware of it. life is full of wonder Notice it..life is amazing Appreciate it..<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">No one is coming to save you. This life of your is 100% your responsibility&#8230;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Idle people are dead throughout their long life.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Life is too short to argue and fight. Count your blessings, value your friends and move on your head held high and a smile for everyone. (:<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">As much as you want to plan your life, it has a way of surprising you with unexpected things that will make you happier than your oriinal planned. That&#8217;s what we called, God&#8217;s will&#8230;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Life is short don&#8217;t waste it being sad. Be who you are, be happy, be free, be whatever you want to be&#8230;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you, and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, because hate in your heart will consume you too.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Life is beautiful if you know where to look&#8230;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The happier the time, the shorter it is.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">All around is a lie. This is the truth of life.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Life is not much older than the death.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Life is like facebook. People will like your problems and comment, but no one will solve them because everyone else is too busy updating theirs.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Life devoted to pleasures without reason and morality, has no value.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If you want life to smile at you, give it your good mood first.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">When money, wealth and power become the meaning of life, life becomes meaningless.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Life is so much better when you stop caring about what everyone thinks, and start to actually live for yourself.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Never say &#8220;That won&#8217;t happen to me&#8221;. Life has a funny way of proving us wrong.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Chitchatting is the disease of the age<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don&#8217;t even deserve to be an issue in your life.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">To teach and to be reasonable yourself is not the same thing<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Through affirmation and negation, we are paving the zigzag path to perfection<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Each momet of a happy lover&#8217;s hour is worth an age of dull and common life..<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Love is so strange. Sometimes it becomes reason to live life and sometimes to leave life.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Early experience is formed due to strong memory.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Vulgarity is a misconception about the art of living.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Even the truth should be periodically awakened.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Life will always try to make things hard, but every time you overcome those obstacles, you becomes stronger.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Life is like a bar of soap, once you think you&#8217;ve got a hold of it, it slips away.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Destiny is a matter of choice, not a chance. It&#8217;s not expected, but created<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The truth is you don&#8217;t know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Life is a song &#8211; sing it. Life is a game &#8211; play it. Life is a challenge &#8211; meet it. Life is a dream &#8211; realize it. Life is a sacrifice &#8211; offer it. Life is love &#8211; enjoy it.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Constant work is the law of both the art and life.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The less you respond to negative people, the more peaceful your life will become.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">LIFE is a given. LIVING is optional. Don`t be a passenger when YOU are already the CAPTAIN.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Life is like a rear view mirror that makes people appear closer than they actually are.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Never stress over over what you can&#8217;t control..<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Hard work is never lost.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">There is a passion towards knowledge, like passion towards music. Without this passion, there would be neither math, nor any science.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I have found that if you love life, life will love you back!!!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balcnce, you must kepp moving!!!!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Every struggle in your life has shaped you into the person you are today. be thankful for the hard times, they can only make you stronger&#8230;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Love when the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">A lie may take care of the present, but it has no future&#8230;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Life creates order, but order does not create life.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">He that seek knowledge from his master rules is own life of eternal perfection.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Life and death is in the power of the tongue choose life so may live.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Just because your life isn&#8217;t like what you want it to be, doesn&#8217;t mean you can&#8217;t enjoy it.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Practice and creativity are the best teachers in the school of life.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Life is short, but glory might be eternal.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Low quality of life until the business gat establish.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Heaven is not all that far from the hill but the hill is very far away from heaven.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Wrinkles are the lines of life on the face.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">What is written good is never boring. Style is the life itself, the blood of a thought.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Do no fear, for i am with you, do not be dismayed, for i am your God. i will strengthen you and help you; i will uphold you with my righteous right hand&#8230;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Life is the question and life is the answer and God is the Reason and love is the way..<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Criminal can sometimes avoid punishment, not the fear<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Life is important when you have your family, friends, and love \ud83d\ude42<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Praying is like breathing, it should be essential to your life.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">For me to live means to work.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Without sacrifice, without effort and hardship one can not live in the world: life is not a garden with flowers only.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Life seems to us easy when it comes to others..<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">To live means to constantly struggle and continually win.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The greatest and the most divine feature of the man is the ability to forgive and pity.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The art of living is in living with a perspective.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Love yourself in people for your life is nothing without them.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ah, sweet mystery of life At last I found thee.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I do not regret about my life. I think that everything that happens to you make you a much stronger person.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Man realizes that he is old when he stops living with home, but memories.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Goals are what give meaning to life.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">To grow and know the direction of growth- this is the source of strength and confidence in life.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">A life Spent Making Mistakes Is Not Only More Honorable, But More Useful Than A Life Spent Doing Nothing.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Enjoy life to be healthy.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I can&#8217;t live without beauty; This is my weakness towards certain people.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Anything can happen in life, but over the years this possibility reduces.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">He who overcomes all difficulties succeeds in life.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"color: #39b54a;\"><strong>Must Read \u00bb\u00bb<\/strong><\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/zerodollartips.com\/how-to-make-symbols-with-keyboard-facebook\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">How to Make Symbols with Keyboard on Facebook<\/a><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Inspirational_Whatsapp_Status\"><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\">Inspirational Whatsapp Status<\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Never give up on something that you can&#8217;t go a day without thinking about.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">When you feel like giving up, remember why you held on for so long in the first place.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8220;Everything is okay in the end, if it&#8217;s not ok, then it&#8217;s not the end.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8220;I do it because I can, I can because I want to, I want to because you said I couldn&#8217;t.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Always be a first-copy version of yourself, instead of a second-copy version of somebody else.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Never tell me the sky&#8217;s the limit when there are footprints on the moon.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">A champion is someone who gets up, even when he can&#8217;t.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Don&#8217;t take yourself so seriously. No one else does.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If you don&#8217;t ask, you don&#8217;t get.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Take a deep breath and start again.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Always remember&#8230;The best is yet to come.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Jealousy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Always try to get rid of anything that isn&#8217;t helpful, pretty or cheery.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Miracles are everywhere.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Believe in yourself. Believe in miracles.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">You can undo almost everything&#8230;Give time!!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Do or Die&#8230;There is no try.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">You don&#8217;t have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">When in doubt, just take the next small step.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If you don&#8217;t make mistakes, you aren&#8217;t really trying or aren&#8217;t trying hard enough.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">What you are is God&#8217;s gift to you; what you make of yourself is your gift to God.-<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">You miss 100% of the shots you don&#8217;t take.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Every great achievement was once considered impossible.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">You&#8217;ve got to follow your passion. You&#8217;ve got to figure out what it is you love -who you really are. And have the<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">courage to do that. I believe that the only courage anybody ever needs is the courage to follow your own\u00a0dreams.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Do not go where the path may lead; go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Forget about all the reasons why something may not work. You only need to find one good reason why it will.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8220;If you are going through hell, keep going.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Believe that you can, and you&#8217;re halfway of your goal.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">When you want something you&#8217;ve never had, you have to do something you&#8217;ve never done.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Smile even through your tears, Be Strong even through your fears<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8220;The people who laugh at you probably admire you the most.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Only in the darkness, you are able to see the stars.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Some kind of Magic happens in every moment&#8230;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">True LOVE happens inside and out&#8230;..&#8221;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Always Think twice, speak once&#8221;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">It&#8217;s more important for YOU to believe in YOU.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">With patience time takes care of itself.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If you believe in miracles then don&#8217;t wait for someone to perform, do it for others.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The strongest emotion of all is LOVE, that&#8217;s why it hurts us most.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Racism and tribalism blind the mind and soul<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Don&#8217;t Be Kind All Time Sometime Show Your Bad Side.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8220;Those high on FAITH will never be low on HOPE &#8220;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Life controls us by the things we want&#8230;.we control life by getting the things we truly need.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"color: #39b54a;\"><strong>See also \u00bb\u00bb<\/strong><\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/zerodollartips.com\/best-websites-make-money-online-writing-articles\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Top 50 Best Websites to Make Money Online by Writing Articles<\/a><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Attitude_Status_for_WhatsApp\"><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\">Attitude Status for WhatsApp<\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">If you are looking for an amazing collection of the most popular attitude whatsapp status , attitude quotes for WhatsApp , positive attitude quotes etc then this is perfect place for you. Let&#8217;s grab some best attitude status for Whatsapp:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition \ud83d\ude1b<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8220;I don&#8217;t insult people , I just describe them&#8221;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">People say me bad\u2026..trust me i am the worst.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">My Attitude is my born gift and nobody take from me.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I hate when people look at my phone while I&#8217;m typing. It&#8217;s not that I have something to hide&#8230; It&#8217;s just none of their damn business :\/<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life \ud83d\ude1b<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">When Sum One Hates You for no reason&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..Give them a reason \ud83d\ude1b \ud83d\ude00 _!_<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8220;&#8221;My attitude depends on the people in front of me&#8230;.&#8221;&#8221;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8220;Please don&#8217;t get confused between my personality &amp; my attitude My personality is who I am &amp; my attitude depends on who you are!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Smile in front of people who hate you\u2026 Ur happiness kills them\u2026<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Someone Asked me what is UR attitude\u2026&#8230; then i simply replied&#8230; &#8221; BEING SINGLE IS MY ATTITUDE\u2026&#8221;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I don\u2019t have time to hate people,who hate me.because, I\u2019m too busy in loving people who love me.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Be a girl with a mind, a bitch with an attitude, and a lady with class.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">It\u2019s the good girls who keep diaries;the bad girls never have the time.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I dint change , i just grew up. You should try it once \ud83d\ude09<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I have a new theory in life&#8230;what other people think of me is truly none of my business!&#8230;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">People say nothing\u2019s impossible, but I do nothing everyday.&#8221;&#8230;..<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later&#8230;&#8230;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Attitude is like underwear Don\u2019t show it just wore it\u2026!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8220;&#8221;&#8221;There is no market for YOUR EMOTIONS so never advertise your FEELINGS just display YOUR ATTITUDE.,.'&#8221;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Me\u2026..myself\u2026and I..!!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">My heart is stolen\u2026can I check your bra\u2026\u2026.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Two fundamentals of cool life \u2013 Walk like you are the king OR walk like you don\u2019t care ,who is the king.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I m sorry did i give u d impression that i give a damn abt u???<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I am single because God is busy writing the best love story for me\u2026<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Hey I found your nose, it was in my business again.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Don\u2019t Copy My Style.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I don\u2019t need to explain myself, I know I\u2019m right.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"color: #39b54a;\"><strong>Recommended \u00bb\u00bb<\/strong><\/span> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.howtouncle.com\/2014\/03\/find-most-shared-links-on-social-networks-Buzzsumo.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">How to Find the Most Shared Links on Social Networks<\/a><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Love_Status_for_WhatsApp\"><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\">Love Status for WhatsApp<\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">She wanted a puppy. But I didn\u2019t want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Money can\u2019t buy happiness, but it can help you look for it quicker, in a convertible.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Coffee, chocolate, men\u2026 some things are just better rich.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I\u2019m not single, I\u2019m just romantically challenged.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Your LOVE and My EFFORT together will conquer the WORLD.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">LOVE THE ONE WHO MAKES UR WORLD BEAUTIFUL<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Marriage is a fine institution, but I\u2019m not ready for an institution.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I\u2019m totally a cheap date; I don\u2019t pay for anything.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I\u2019m a great lover, I\u2019ll bet.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he\u2019s finished.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, &amp; suffering.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">A husband was asked: Do u talk to wife after sex?<br \/>\nHis answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">My mother always said don\u2019t marry for money, divorce for money.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">No one realizes the beauty of love, until you\u2019re caught in it.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I started beliving in LOVE wen u said 4 the 1st time tat LOVE is BEAUTIFUL THING<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don\u2019t have to remember what you said.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Our days are happier when we give people bit of our heart rather than piece of our mind<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I cant be your first love but i promised to be your last love.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">LOVE looks not with the eyes,but with THE SOUL<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Where there is great love, there are always wishes.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it\u2019s the moments that take your breath away\u2026<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">When You Are Crying.!! Think About Her And You Smile..<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Wanna Hug Yuh soo tight\u2026That even air couldn\u2019t fill the space between us<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Don\u2019t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbours are not.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Don\u2019t cry because it\u2019s over, smile because it happened.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Love is cute when it\u2019s new, but love is most beautiful when it last.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">An Eye with Dust \u2018n A Heart with Trust Always Cries<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If life really does flash before your eyes, I only want to see pictures of you and me<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Beautiful face, Beautiful body, Horrible attitude. It was the holy trinity of hot boys.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">She\u2019s so fake. If you look behind her neck, I bet it says \u201cMade in China\u201d.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Food, Water, Sleep, Love, Whatsapp, Repeat it.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">2 Things can change a women\u2019s mood- 1) I love you 2) 50% Discount.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If I had known what it would be like to have it all \u2013 I might have been willing to settle for less.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If you love me raise your hand &amp; you don\u2019t then raise your standard.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">My heart is stolen\u2026can I check your bra?<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Hello, I\u2019m a thief, and I\u2019m here to steal your heart.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be.If it does not, hunt it down &amp; kill it.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I can\u2019t read lips unless they\u2019re touching mine.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If love was easy, there would be almost no music.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The two hardest things to say in life are hello for the first time and goodbye for the last.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Love is master key that is capable of opening a gate of happiness.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Friendship is not a big thing \u2026. it\u2019s a million little things.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Most emotional moment in a boys life, When a girl says, Can you give me your number ?<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Love is not what you can receive,it\u2019s all about what you can give.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I Know I\u2019m Not Perfect,But There Is No Defect In My Love<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I Avoided Many Things Only For U In My Life..Don\u2019t Ever Make Me Feel For Why I Left All That.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I will be yours, you will be mine and together we will be one love.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Don\u2019t TRUST too much , don\u2019t LOVE too much , don\u2019t CARE too much because that \u2018 TOO MUCH \u2018 will HURT you so much !<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If you realize that you spend nice moments beside someone, that means that your heart loves that person.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Falling in love is like the rain \u2026 It\u2019s unpredictable<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Don\u2019t cheat. If you\u2019re not happy just leave.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">When I said .. I love you .. I meant it.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The TRUTH hurts only once but a LIE hurts every time you remember it!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Love is cute when it\u2019s new, but love is most beautiful when it lasts.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and also Does not exist ?<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Of course it\u2019s possible to love a human being if you don\u2019t know them too well.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The quickest way to receive love is to give love<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Even when someone breaks it to you gently, it\u2019s still possible to be crushed.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Girl\u2019s eyes are faster than GOOGLE in searching handsome guy but girl\u2019s heart is slower than a turtle in forgetting a boy that she loved.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">A single rose can be my garden\u2026 a single friend, my world.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">We realise the value of life increases only after it is lost.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Love is like a fart, If you have to force it, It\u2019s probably a crap.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">A good friend will help you move, a best friend will help you move a dead body.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I\u2019m totally a cheap date; I don\u2019t pay for anything.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I Love U Dear With Every Beat Of My Heart.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I kept my heart strong like Iron but, I didn\u2019t know that your heart is a magnet<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">my worst enemy is my heart because it is mine,but beats for you only<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The beauty of a woman is seen within her eyes because it\u2019s the doorway to her heart where her love resides.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I have a bad habit of reading a text and forgetting to reply.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Love your Love So Much, That you don\u2019t have to ask.. \u201cWITH WHOM YOU WERE?\u201d<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I\u2019m crazy but original you try to be me and you fail..<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">There are million things in the world I want, but all I need is you.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">To the world you maybe but one, but to one you might be the world.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Love is when you tell a guy you love his shirt, then he wears it everyday.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Nobody is worth your tears, and the one who is worth won\u2019t make you cry.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If I\u2019m wired with you. I like you.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I am someone else when I\u2019m with you, someone more like myself.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Love is what makes you smile when you\u2019re tired.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Love doesn\u2019t make the world go round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Love: Two minds without a single thought.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Love: The triumph of imagination over intelligence.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"color: #39b54a;\"><strong>See \u00bb\u00bb<\/strong><\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/zerodollartips.com\/inspirational-quotes-successful-entrepreneurs\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Top 50 Quotes that Inspire You to be a Successful Entrepreneur<\/a><\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Sad_Status_for_WhatsApp\"><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\">Sad Status for WhatsApp<\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">It\u2019s hard to forget someone, who gave you so much to remember<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">love is so strange\u2026sometimes it reason 2 live life..and sometimes it becomes reason 2 leave life..<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I promise to be there when u need me,i promise to hug you tight when you are lonely<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Evil is obvious only in retrospect<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Something I learned about people.. If they do it once, they\u2019ll do it again!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The irony of life is, it gives you the hardest of times when u least expect it.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Never take someone\u2019s feelings for granted, you never know how much courage it took them to show<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I hate the moment when suddenly my anger turns into tears \ud83d\ude41<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">When u start missing,u fall in love again.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">When life puts you in tough situations, don\u2019t say, why me? Just say, try me!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I am sorry for those that disagree with me because I know that they are wrong.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I failed to make the chess team because of my height.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Do not mock a pain that you haven\u2019t endured<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Love is when someone breaks your heart, and the most amazing thing is that- you stil love them with every broken piece<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Don\u2019t try to choose which is not Urs..But..Don\u2019t dare to loose which is only Urs<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I\u2019m not sure about the universe.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">You Always Get Hurt The Moment You Begin To Care.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The most painful memory.. when I walked away and you let me go.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I feel so far away from the one I wish to hold in my arms \ud83d\ude41<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Its better to be lonely then to be played by wrong people.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I will never stop caring, but if you decide to push me away, I will go.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I like to listen to sad music when I&#8217;m sad to make me double sad.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges..<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Smile and no one will see how broken you are inside.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I\u2019m missing something in my life these days.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Why does it always have to be the one that you love the most hits you the hardest?<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">loves when you listen to a song and it relates 100% sure to how you feel.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The truth hurts for a little while, but lies hurt for a lifetime.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I hate being broken. I hate that I cannot go back.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Sometimes people have to cry out all their tears, to make room for a heart full of smiles.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The hardest part about loving someone, is watching that person love another person.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The greatest pain that comes from love is loving someone you can never have.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The sad part isn&#8217;t that we never talk, its that we used to talk everyday.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I will wait till the day I can forget YOU or the day you realize you can\u2019t forget Me.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I tried to forget you, but the harder I tried, the more I thought about you.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I don&#8217;t usually sleep enough, but when I do, it&#8217;s still not enough.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">A great many people have a soldier&#8217;s stomach &#8211; everything they eat goes to the front.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">It&#8217;s sad to be happy alone.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">It isn&#8217;t the bad memories that make you sad, but the best ones that you can&#8217;t bring it back ..<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">sometimes the people that u don&#8217;t want to get hurt doesn&#8217;t care if they hurt you!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">There is no hurt in this world worse then feeling like they just doesn&#8217;t give a F..bad..!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Why be mean to animals when they treat u better then people<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">How did I go from being so happy, to so sad&#8230;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Is having one of those days where they feels like they can&#8217;t do anything right.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Going to keep all secrets to myself since some people i can&#8217;t trust :'(<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">life&#8217;s so shit it makes wot comes out the dog&#8217;s ass look good!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Is finally driven to the point were they finds comfort in lies and shuns the truth.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">How did we go from talking everyday to strangers?<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">You aren&#8217;t the person I knew back then.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I&#8217;m tired of everyone telling me about their special person when I desperately want one of my own.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Is so sad to see vacation go, it&#8217;s back to school tomorrow! =(<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Is feeling like the weight of the world is sitting on their shoulders.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">My two most HATED words..&#8221;I PROMISE&#8221;..It doesn&#8217;t mean $hit to me!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Some nights I burn in the fire of my own thoughts.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Its better to be lonely then to be played by wrong people.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I hate the moment when suddenly my anger turns into tears..<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">One Of The Hardest Things To Do.Is To Delete Old Messages That Once Meant A Lot To You.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Sometimes it&#8217;s better to be alone. Nobody can hurt you!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The worst missing is missing your own self which you used to be once upon a time&#8230;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">When You Sit Alone &#8230;You Sit With Your Past &#8230; \ud83d\ude41<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Sometimes you have to know when to stop hoping \ud83d\ude41<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If you&#8217;re going to make me cry, at least be there to wipe away the tears :'(<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I know my silence and my tears will heal my pain one day.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">There is no point in crying, the tears wont bring you back to me.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">How can I go back to where the smile i had was real.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The deepest people are the ones who&#8217;ve been hurt the most.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The have no idea what a bottomless pit of misery I am.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Everybody knows that something&#8217;s wrong but nobody knows what&#8217;s going on.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Let no one think I gave in.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The sky isn&#8217;t always blue. The sun doesn&#8217;t always shine. So it&#8217;s okay to fall apart sometimes.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Be patient and tough; some day this pain will be useful to you.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Life and death are balanced on the edge of a razor.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I like having low self-esteem it makes me feel special.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Look at me. You may think you see who I really am, but you&#8217;ll never know me.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I never knew that one singe blade could mess up my life..<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I&#8217;m freezing, I&#8217;m starving, I&#8217;m bleeding to death, Everything&#8217;s fine..<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Loneliness is the human condition. No one is ever going to fill that space.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">She was a girl who knew how to be happy even when she was sad and that&#8217;s important you know.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8216;You must be,&#8221; said the Cat. &#8216;or you wouldn&#8217;t have come here.'&#8221;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">It&#8217;s not how tragically we suffer but how miracously we live.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The pain is there to remind me that I&#8217;m still alive.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Those who say sunshine brings happiness have never danced in the rain.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">QUIET! I can&#8217;t hear you &amp; all the voices in my head at the same time!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I won&#8217;t leave a note for anyone to find tomorrow they will know what I&#8217;ve done here tonight.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Some of us are just trying to get through the day without falling apart.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">First time I cut was just to feel the pain, Strange because I didn&#8217;t feel a thing.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Sometimes you need to run away just to see who will follow you.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">One morning you wake up afraid to live.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Maybe I am crazy but laughing makes the pain pass by.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Some people try to understand, but nobody can know what living like this is like.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I have to cut because it&#8217;s the only way I can smile.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The skin of a scar is stronger than the original, less aware of pain&#8230;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">It seems to me that the harder I try the harder I fall.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Reality has exiled me; I am no longer bound by it&#8217;s laws.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I cry then I cut, then I cry again, it never ends.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The loss of a loved one is one of the most tragic and devastating things a person could endure.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Only you can put a smile on my face when i&#8217;m sad&#8230;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Love can&#8217;t be found Where it doesn&#8217;t exist ..<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I hate when people say they miss you,but don\u2019t make a effort to speak to you or see you. !!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">What&#8217;s the point in all this screaming,no one&#8217;s Listening any way.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I hate being broken.I hate that i cannot go back.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I feel crappy inside,like something just broke.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Why am i so afraid to lose you when you are not even mine?<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I&#8217;m invisible,until someone needs me.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Sometimes there is so much we feel but so little we can say.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The higher you climb on love&#8217;s ladder,the harder you fall.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8220;Tears are prayers too. They travel to God when we can&#8217;t speak.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">1 day you will see what you lost. 1 day I&#8217;ll see what I gained.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The only way is to move on, because if you don&#8217;t you&#8217;ll be suck where you are.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8220;It&#8217;s never going to be the same again. And that&#8217;s whats killing me.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">It must be really sad to not be able to do something you love as the years go by.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Wake me up when things are going right for once.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">How did I go from being so happy, to so sad&#8230;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Some friends only last but so long, then they step on you like dirt. \ud83d\ude41<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Don&#8217;t try to please other people if in the end, you know it wont work.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Is trying very hard to keep it all together, but has run out of string and super glue.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"color: #39b54a;\"><strong>See \u00bb\u00bb<\/strong> <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/zerodollartips.com\/websites-watch-free-movies-online-without-downloading\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Top 50 Websites to Watch Free Movies Online Without Downloading<\/a><\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"_Best_Whatsapp_Status_Ever\"><\/span>\u00a0<span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\">Best Whatsapp Status Ever<\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">A little boy asked his father, \u201cDaddy, how much does it cost to get married?\u201d Father replied, \u201cI don\u2019t know son, I\u2019m still paying.\u201d<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Looks like I over-estimated the number of your brain cells.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I am a good boy with lots of bad habits.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Silence is Golden. Duct tape is Silver :3<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Friction is a drag.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">You\u2019re Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn&#8217;t it<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">A man is as young as the woman he feels.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">With all this technology above and under, humanity still hunts down one another.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If Relationship between man and women were shoes, I&#8217;d wear you out. But I wouldn&#8217;t wear you out in public.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cThere&#8217;s no half-singing in the shower, you&#8217;re either a rock star or an opera diva.\u201d Josh Groban quotes<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I am currently experiencing life at the rate of 15 WTF\u2019s every hours<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">On the other hand&#8230;you have different fingers.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Winter as Hell &#8211; I ordered a pizza and the messenger comes with a Jet &#8230;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">When you are on a 1% battery anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy ..<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Yesterday I saw someone pushing a bottle of Schweppes into his ass, I said, &#8220;What are you doing ?!&#8221; He replied: &#8220;Schweppes: Drink Different..&#8221;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I have a Impudent neighbor Knocking on my door at 2AM He&#8217;s lucky I was in a drum lesson ..<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Most of the fruits I know now and did not know were existed &#8211; Is only because of the shampoo<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I saw a shampoo with the title: &#8220;Rich-looking&#8221; So I washed my purse ..<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Even if you are a mass murderer, International rogue,and children Abductor,People Will Still bless you &#8220;continue to be who you are&#8221; in your birthday.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Man and God met somewhere, both exclaimed: \u201cMy Creator!\u201d<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The trouble is that you think you\u2019ve time!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If the facts don\u2019t fit the theory, change the facts.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Very painful feeling in the world..<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Being truly in love with someone &amp; still being single\u2026.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">You may not be perfect in many things\u2026But..Many things cannot be perfect without you<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">No Matter How CRAZY N FUNNY The Scenes Are Around You. Its USELESS Without The PERSON , YOU Want To LAUGH With \u2026.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Nothing is true everything is fake. Where there is no place for truthfulness to prevail.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Don\u2019t wait for the perfect moment\u2026Take tha moment &amp; make it perfect..<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I will Love you Forever \u2026Until the Last rose Dies<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Satisfy the Person Who Expects A SMILE From You Rather Than Surprising the Person Who Never Expected Anything From You<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I love my job only when I\u2019m on vacation.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Silent people have the loudest minds.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">One day our life will flash before our eyes. Make sure it is worth watching.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I am born to EXPRESS not to IMPRESS.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">wenever a tree loses it\u2019s leaf a new leaf is ready to to take its place..<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Making a million friends is not a miracle. The miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">if you have none around you to help!!that means God has full trust on you..Trust yourself<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"color: #39b54a;\"><strong>Check \u00bb\u00bb<\/strong><\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/zerodollartips.com\/access-blocked-websites\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">15 Methods to Access Blocked Websites at School, College, and Work<\/a><\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Latest_Whatsapp_Status\"><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\">Latest Whatsapp Status<\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I\u2019m poor. I can\u2019t pay ATTENTION in Class room.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Second chances are for losers\u2026.either we do it in first place or live it for others.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens,keys,smartphone,my temper and even my mind.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">fun is like life insurance.The older you get..the more it cost\u2019s.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">My week is basically \u2026Monday\u2013&gt;Monday#2\u2013&gt;Monday#3\u2013&gt;Monday#4\u2013&gt;Friday\u2013&gt;Saturday\u2013&gt;pre-Monday<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">We buy things we don\u2019t need with money we don\u2019t have to impress people we don\u2019t like.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Tried to loose weight\u2026\u2026.But it keeps finding me.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Just wanted to say, you are as useless as \u201cueue\u201d in a \u201cqueue\u201d.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">formula for success\u2026\u2026.under promise and over deliver\u2026\u2026.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">To infinity\u2026. and beyond!!!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Life is too short. Don\u2019t waste it reading my watsapp status\u2026.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance \u2026\u2026..By not having any.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Love marriage is like dancing in front of snake and asking him to bite.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Waiting for wi-fi network.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he\u2026(hindi)<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Always remember you are UNIQUE\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026 just like everybody else.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I don\u2019t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Tip to avoid car insurance\u2026\u2026\u2026.Join facebook and never leave home.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">You can\u2019t put a value on a human life,but my wife\u2019s life insurance company made a pretty fair offer.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Even romeo went from being \u201cin a relationship\u201d to \u201cit\u2019s complicated\u201d.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Sorry vegetarians we can\u2019t pretend.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!!Soon I will be a genius :-B<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card!!!!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I was not busy to be online\u2026 I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as \u201cFree Recharge\u201d<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Give a man fish and you\u2019ll feed him for a day.Teach a man to fish and you can then stick him with a huge amount of fishing School loans.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Darr k aage jeet hai\u2026.aur dadar k aage seat hai (Just for mumbaikars)<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I started out with nothing and i still have most of it:)<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I took IQ test \u2026..results were negative<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Should transformers take car insurance or life insurance\u2026..<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If procrastination was an Olympic event ,I\u2019d compete in it later.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Your whatsapp status say\u2019s online \u2026..If your online then why aren\u2019t you texting me<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I am not questioning your honour. I am denying its existence.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Happiness is when \u201cLast seen at\u201d changes to \u201conline\u201d and then to \u201ctyping..\u201d<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Study economics-when you\u2019re unemployed, at least you\u2019ll know why.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">One more password got married\u2026!!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">You are the product of 4 billion years of evolution, now fucking act like it. \u2026\u2026..(click for more Attitude status)<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Life is the art of drawing without a eraser.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Life is planning a pleasant curve for me.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I\u2019m tired of solving them for you.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I meditate for 20 min every morning \u2026..It helps reduce stress of being 20 min late for everything<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Better the vacuum cleaner the better it sucks!!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Went to a fish market and shouted at them saying \u201cWhat is this, a classroom?\u201d, thereby maintaining the balance of the universe.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I did lots of stupid things on <a href=\"https:\/\/zerodollartips.com\/tag\/social-networking-sites\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">social networking sites<\/a> but atleast i never commented \u201cCute pic dear \u201con girls profile picture<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Life is too short. Dont waste it removing pen drive safely.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I wish i could trade my heart for another liver \u2026..so that i can drink more and care less<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Intelligence is like underwear. It\u2019s important that you have it but there\u2019s no need to show it off.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">My \u201clast seen at\u201d was just to check your \u201clast seen at\u201d.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! ?that\u2019s why i\u2019m always Calm &amp; Silent<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life ?<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">A rolling stone gathers no moss\u2026 But if I stop the stone then it still takes a long time for the moss to grow.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition ?<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201dPlease don\u2019t get confused between my personality &amp; my attitude.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">My personality is who I am &amp; my attitude depends on who you are!\u201d<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If people are trying to bring you \u2018Down\u2019, It only means that you are \u2018Above them\u2019.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Xcuse me..I found something under my shoes. .ohh its your Attitude.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I\u2019m cool but global warming made me hot<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">When i am good i am best , when i am bad i am worst.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Without me its just awso.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Sometimes i just wish i\u2019 could fast forward the time to see if in the end it\u2019s all worth it.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp\u2026..and his wife added last seen feature \ud83d\ude42 ?<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Error: status unavailable<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I like to always carry two sacks around. That way, if someone asks me to lend them a hand, I can say, \u201cSorry, got these sacks\u201d.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I don\u2019t like cocaine, i just like the way it smells;)<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Me and my wife live happily for 25 years\u2026 And then we met\u2026!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">One person\u2019s LOL is another\u2019s WTF!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">It\u2019s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don\u2019t say it.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Dear Mario\u2026..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you help me to save mine.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">apni to bass ek hi zeed he\u2026. sar pe Taaj\u2026 Sath me koi Khasss aur is kamini duniya pe Raaaajjj !!\u2026(hindi)<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">We are all part of the ultimate statistic \u2013 ten out of ten die.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I Loved A Girl and She Broke my heart\u2026.. Now every piece of my heart love DifferenT Girlz\u2026. People called it flirt Thats Not fair\u2026<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">SI unit of ignorance = \u201cseen\u201d<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days :Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food \ud83d\ude42 \ud83d\ude42<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">People r like music some say the truth and rest,just noise.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Life on earth is expensive, but it includes a free trip around the sun.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity ? :p<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I will be back before you pronunce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Dream as if you\u2019ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Chaar bottle Vodka, I can\u2019t afford roz ka.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Contributing to entropy since 1994.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Galileo:Great mind\u2026Einstein:genius mind\u2026Newton:Extraordinary mind\u2026.Bill gates:brilliant mind\u2026..ME:Never Mind.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201d And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.\u201d \u2013 Friedrich Nietzsche<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">lazy People Fact #5812672793<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">You were too lazy to read that number.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I like to take road less travelled\u2026..helps me to avoid traffic.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Wow now I\u2019m a graduate\u2026\u2026.Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I can see you checking my whatsapp status. B)<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.True story.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I\u2019am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #39b54a;\">Must Try \u00bb\u00bb<\/span><\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/zerodollartips.com\/websites-improve-your-intelligence-skills\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Top 35 Websites to Improve Your Intelligence Skills<\/a><\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Best_Whatsapp_Status_Updates\"><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\">Best Whatsapp Status Updates<\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Keep Smiling &amp; One day Life will tired of upsetting you \ud83d\ude42<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Don&#8217;t tell people your dreams, SHOW THEM!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If I had a pound for every time I got suspicious&#8230; I&#8217;d wonder who the f&amp;*k was paying me, and why?<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-veterinarian &amp; Tuesday Saturday<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">There is only 1 thing 2 do, 3 words for you &#8211; I Love You<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Mom&#8217;s logic: If you go wild and break your legs, do not run to me and cry ..<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Borrow money from a pessimist- &#8211; he doesn&#8217;t expect it back.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">typing&#8230;.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I&#8217;m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED \ud83d\ude42<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">when i was BORN i was so surprised, I didn&#8217;t talk for a year &amp; a half.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cYou compliment someone for their mustaches, &amp; suddenly she isn&#8217;t your friend anymore.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Do not be afraid to step on people&#8230; Mario made a career from it.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Never laugh at your wife&#8217;s choices&#8230; you&#8217;re one of them &#8230;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I just want to die young as late as possible.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">If you\u2019re talking about me behind mah back\u2026.. go ahead this is the best angle to kiss mah ass!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"color: #39b54a;\"><strong>Read right now \u00bb\u00bb<\/strong><\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/zerodollartips.com\/40-questions-everyone-is-afraid-to-ask-themselves\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">40 Questions Everyone is Afraid to Ask Themselves<\/a><\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Good_Morning_Status_for_WhatsApp\"><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\">Good Morning Status for WhatsApp<\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8216;I never forget a face, but in your case I\u2019d be glad to make an exception.&#8217;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cGood morning\u201d is a contradiction of terms.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I sometimes watch birds and wonder \u201cIf I could fly who would I shit on?\u201d<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">A good day for me is a one with equal joys and sorrows.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Mistakes are good at times because they show what you should not do..<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Don\u2019t change yourself to be perfect. Find someone that is as imperfect as you to complete you.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The funny thing about short cut is that it might probably end up as wrong cut.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Most girls ask questions only when they know the answers, so be true.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The most important thing in my trust is you.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Remember, half the people you know are below average.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Forgiveness and letting go are steps on our road back to happiness. Good morning, Have A Nice Day..<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Every selfish man, strangely enough, becomes a self slayer<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">What is love? It is the morning and the evening star.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">A smile is a great way to start off your day. Good Morning.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Be with a people who makes you happy and smile \ud83d\ude42<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Goodnight, sleep tight, {{HUGS}} to you all!! I&#8217;m off to bed. Sweet dreams!!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Good Morning! If nobody has told you they love you YET today let me be the FIRST I love you! Have a blessed day &#8230;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Hello family and friends, may you all have a pleasant day! God Bless!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">A simple good morning, have a great day, or I love you, goes a long way&#8230;So I&#8217;m sending you all three.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Good morning is one of my favorite things to say! It means the day is new and full of possibilities!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Three of the most powerful words you can say to a women&#8230; Good Morning Beautiful.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I love it how in the beginning of the day it starts out all good. Come to the end of it though, everything is screwed up.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Good Morning Face Book friends, I do wish you all the happiness that one can get in a days time.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Wake up greet the day and make a promise to yourself its going to be a good day and no one will change it no matter what happens.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Waking up to a new day is a gift, appreciate it and do remember you are loved. Good morning and have a splendid day.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">How can anyone NOT like mornings?? God gave you another day&#8230; Get up, give him your worries and enjoy the day .<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">3 steps to have a great morning&#8230; open your eyes, take a deep breath and go back to sleep. Good Morning.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">GOOD MORNING. It&#8217;s a beautiful day, get out, share your beautiful smile with the world.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I am quite sure, you found useful the above-listed <a href=\"https:\/\/zerodollartips.com\/best-bio-for-instagram-funny-instagram-status\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">collections of the best status<\/a> for WhatsApp, short funny <strong>quotes for WhatsApp<\/strong>, funny WhatsApp status, funny WhatsApp messages, cute &amp; funny WhatsApp quotes, funny WhatsApp status ideas, cool status for WhatsApp in English.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Feel free to share your view with us via comments about these best Whatsapp messages and funny <strong>Whatsapp status<\/strong>. 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